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i make gifs. i like larry david, it's always sunny, john waters, bruce lee, and the jersey shore. i like douchebags.

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my mom had some facial reconstruction yesterday and the swelling is so creepy. she looks like a wet alien balloon, so we’re watching an x-files marathon. tomorrow we start the vinegar flesh wraps, so i’ve got four tom hanks films lined up. plus pizza.

my mom had some facial reconstruction yesterday and the swelling is so creepy. she looks like a wet alien balloon, so we’re watching an x-files marathon. tomorrow we start the vinegar flesh wraps, so i’ve got four tom hanks films lined up. plus pizza.

Posted 1 year ago with 25 notes